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Joke of the Day

"Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him."

"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"

"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"

"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"

"What do you call a computer smoking weed ? High tech."

"Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."

"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"

"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."

"I've always wanted to walk into a large room and be the most beautiful woman in there. But I'm scared of Walmarts :("