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Joke of the Day

"What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."

"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water."

"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."

"HOW I DRESS FOR UNIVERSITY First day of the week: brad pitt Last day of the week: homeless druggie"

"To err is human; to moo bovine."

"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."

"Bad News. Doctor: ""I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating."" ""Oh my God doc, why, WHY?"" ""I am trying to examine you!"""

"What do you get when you cross the Queen of England and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel."

"Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem."

"What do you call a pig in a trailer? Pulled pork!"