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Joke of the Day

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"Why do ghosts say booOoOoo? Because they are disappointed in you..."

"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!"

"Get AIDS from a toilet seat A patient says, Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat? The doctor replies, Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up."

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad"

"What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs? The cloths hanger only solves one problem."

"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."

"Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them."