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Joke of the Day

"Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them."

"Blonde girl changes her name She goes to the local court for it. Girl: I am tired of people calling me Pussy Galore. Judge: What do you want to change it to? Girl: Pussy McNamara."

"Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. ;)"

"Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise but it's hard to get them to work."

"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy."

"My dad is so cheap. He scolded me for running home behind the bus once, and saving the *fare. He said I should have run behind a taxi, and saved a lot more."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."

"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"

"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."

"Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy."