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Joke of the Day

"Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them."

"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"

"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."

"#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."

"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."

"Why did the dog go to the hospital? He was feeling ruff."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."

"I saved a mans life today. He was choking. So i took my hands off his throat. and said, ""dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."""

"My friend got a bad haircut today. I told him it will grow on him."