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Joke of the Day

"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."

"Someone stole all the toilets from Scotland Yard Police have nothing to go on."

"What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style? A sexual revolution."

"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."

"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."

"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"

"What's the difference between the government and your wife? The government enjoys fucking you Edit: phrasing courtesy of tefkasm"

"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with,but I've been tripping all day."