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Joke of the Day
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"
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"Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement."
"What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt? After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture."
"Whenever I hear an uninteresting 80 year old woman tell an uninteresting story I think, ""Wow, you must have been really hot."""
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters."
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"
"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"
"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."
"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."