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Joke of the Day
"How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments? Very Djently."
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"Ever met the human version of a headache?"
"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger? ""Tigga please!"" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p"
"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."
"What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia"
"China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey"
"Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard."
"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."
"Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman? A: ""Do you smell carrot?"""