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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."
Next Joke
"My 13 year old told me this joke.... Him: I want to start a dating website for Indians.... Me: a dating website for indians? [scratching my head wtf] Him: yeah I am going to call it connect the dots."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"I lost over 100 pounds in the last week. The casinos here in London have terrible odds."
"I never took Complex Anal. in college So I had to find out about the residue theorem the hard way."
"Oh, you love your boyfriend? Please, go ahead and saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings."
"Why don't many Greek men move to other countries? They don't want to leave their brothers behind"
"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."
"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."