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Joke of the Day
"Why don't many Greek men move to other countries? They don't want to leave their brothers behind"
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"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""santa"" ""santa who?"" ""santander... We're repossessing your house because you haven't paid the mortgage""."
"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."
"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"
"""And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana"" - Rosetta Stoned"
"How much porn did Jared Fogle have on his computer? A pedobyte."
"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."
"wife: Why was that guy yelling at you? [flashback to me ignoring the ""one per customer"" sign] me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy"
"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."