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Joke of the Day

"My 13 year old told me this joke.... Him: I want to start a dating website for Indians.... Me: a dating website for indians? [scratching my head wtf] Him: yeah I am going to call it connect the dots."

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."

"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"

"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."

"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."

"Visiting dad on his death bed... [Visiting father on death bed] ""Dad, I'm sorry for the pain I caused you. "" *Dad struggling to talk* ""Hi sorry for the pain I caused you, I'm Dad."""

"I put a picture of my friend with MS on my computer. It quit running"

"What did the Irishman text his Wife? ""Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."""

"My wife thought her water broke so we went to emergency. Turns out her bong just has a crack in it or something."

"[NSFW] What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts"