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Joke of the Day
"Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep? Because they're always Stalin."
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"I can always tell which waiters are just in it to make money and which are in it for the love of grossly exaggerating how hot plates are."
"What kind of woman are the most irrational? The ones with the golden proportions!"
"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."
"Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party? It was leave your keys at the door."
"What's the difference between a camel and a Russian? A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking."
"TIFU by letting my dog have sex with me (NSFW) It was ruff"
"A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out ""What do you think you're doing?"" ""Just heating up dinner"" she replies."
"What do ghosts do when they're sad? They get in an elevator to lift their spirits."
"One liner I can really see myself working in a mirror factory"