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Joke of the Day
"What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter."
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"*unplugs 100% charged iphone* *slides to unlock* battery 43%"
"8: I'm scared of monsters under my bed Me: You should really be scared of spiders that will lay eggs in your ear 8: MOM! Wife: ZACK!"
"Girls in Thailand are like a box of chocolates Some of them have nuts"
"My ass is going through some serious shit right now The reverse is also true"
"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"
"How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun."
"I asked my wife to pick up some French bread from the grocery store But ciabatta roll instead."
"Step 1: achieve tumescence. Step 2: figure out what tumescence is."