99646

Joke of the Day

"GOD: hey can I have one of your ribs Adam: what for GOD: uhh science project Adam: you hate science GOD: look do u wanna get laid or not"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"I am... A joke !"

"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."

"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."

"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it"

"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"

"Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip. Happy Halloween :)"

"Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in their contract."