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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I hang out in tea shops waiting for someone to say ""Oolong"" so I can shout ""THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"""

"Your brain has 2 parts! The left part where nothing is right and Right part where nothing is left"

"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"

"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."

"I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing"

"GOP Moves To Block Obama From Naming Scalia Successor.... They believe a black president only gets 3/5ths of a term"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"

"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."

"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""