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Joke of the Day

"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"

"What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure? Cottage cheese."

"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."

"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."

"I looked around for hours, trying to find a Nude Beach. ...but they were all clothed."

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"

"*wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* ""what? 8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"""

"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."

"I have on my new shoes today. They are so cute, and comfortable, as long as I don't stand in them or walk in them."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."