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Joke of the Day
"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."
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"I've been dying to see Age of Ultron But then I just googled ""How old is Ultron"" and found out he's 47. Saved me $10."
"There are two kinds of people in this world... People who can extrapolate on incomplete information...."
"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""
"My wife used to get so fat that she had to go to the hospital; then a person would fall out of her. That doesn't sound normal."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"
"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Because then it'd be a foot"