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Joke of the Day

"GOP Moves To Block Obama From Naming Scalia Successor.... They believe a black president only gets 3/5ths of a term"

"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."

"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."

"A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""get your black ass outta here."""

"ME: Eat your lemon PIRATE: No ME: It stops scurvy PIRATE: [folds arms, shuts eye] ME: [carves tiny skull on lemon] PIRATE: [opens eye a bit]"

"What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians."

"What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users [Edit] Nothing"

"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"

"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."

"A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names."