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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an onion with no shoes?"
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"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"
"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."
"I bought a lamp stand from Ikea... the assistant asked me was I planning on putting it up myself. ""You dirty bastard"" I said, ""It's going in the living room"""
"It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous."
"(after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM! Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T"
"Do you wanna get raped? person: No me: Well that's why its called rape not sexual intercourse"
"ELI5: Why do i suck at posting in the right sub?"
"I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops."