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Joke of the Day
"I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops."
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"What did one Redditer say to another? Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments."
"I pulled my groin the other day.. .. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time."
"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"
"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."
"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"
"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"
"An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The emo is stopped by the rope."
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."
"What's the difference between a church bell & a politician? A church bell peals from the steeple."