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Joke of the Day
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."
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"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"
"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"
"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."
"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
"Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. And I was like ""*Sex-education* is so advanced now that they also give homework!"""
"A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)"
"Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk"