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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."

"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."

"How much does a truck made of light weigh? Photons"

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back."

"*Gets down on one knee* ""Can you drive us to dinner I have three DUI's"""

"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"

"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""

"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."