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Joke of the Day

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

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"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? Neither did he."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"
"What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal."
"Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time."
"An old Jewish man won the lottery, and decided to donate half of it to the nazi party. ""Fair is fair,"" he said. ""They gave me the winning numbers."""
"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"
"*bees surround guy* AHHH GET THEM AWAY ""Don't make any sudden movements"" *suddenly the Macarena comes on* Oh no..."
"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found the other girls lipstick on his knuckles."