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Joke of the Day
"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"
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"This is a fake tweet, someone asked me to put their # in my phone so I'm pretending to add it to my contacts"
"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Come on man, I don't have 2020 vision!"
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."
"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her againit was a pretty big clock."
"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame."
"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."
"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"
"Why isn't Hitler invited to the barbecue? Because he always burns the franks"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar Wait that was a priest...."