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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight."

"I just had a wicked threesome on the kitchen floor. Me, Nyquil and Vodka. I'll be walking funny tomorrow!"

"What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tukaluk"

"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"

"Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down."

"What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine? One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all."

"If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator."

"How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen? None, that's women's work!"

"How to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve..."