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Joke of the Day

"Never argue with somebody legally blind about spear fighting... they can hardly see your point."

"I wouldn't give my brother up for anyone else... Because human trafficking is illegal."

"What did Stella McCartney say during a threesome? Come together Right now Over me"

"Jesus was on his way from heaven to Earth for the Second Coming, but his car broke down along the way. He was driving a Chrysler."

"The Golden Globes is how everyone else on twitter gets revenge on sports fans."

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left"

"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."

"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."

"What do you call a crocodile in a band? A crocstar"