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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"
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"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."
"Why was Michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? Cuz he could never paint dat mouth right"
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis. ... ... ... Er... I mean... The ladder."
"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"
"Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No I'll ketchup with it later."
"A doctor reaches into his pocket and finds his rectal thermometer He says ""Shit, some asshole took my pen!"""
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"
"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""