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Joke of the Day

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"

"I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow? ZING!"

"Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job."

"My friend said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at him."

"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"

"What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date? Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!"

"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."

"How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess)."

"Morning wood makes the best fire."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, there's no need for a lightbulb with a glass ceiling."