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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me she accidentally swapped the KY Jelly and the window putty No wonder the windows kept falling out!"

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""

"What does the Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingon's"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"

"I stand right next to the ""God Hates Fags"" guy with a sign that says ""Please Ignore My Ex-Boyfriend"""

"""Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand"" *looks at the defense* ""You guys are so fucked"""

"Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing."

"Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house."

"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"