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Joke of the Day

"What does the Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingon's"

"New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives."

"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"

"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""

"Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion"

"How did Copernicus become the first Polish astronomer? He was the first one in the country to look up."

"On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself."

"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside of it? K9P"

"How are bears related to cooking? The pan... duh"

"So another way of saying a no-brainer would be...? A Kurt-Cobainer..."