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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"

"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code."

"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"

"Why did the libertarian cross the road? None of your goddamn business. Am I being detained?"

"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was ""Raaawwwrgggah""."

"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."