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Joke of the Day

"What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common? They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!"

"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."

"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."

"The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks."

"Old Stupid Joke http://www.digg.com"

"How is a Mac like a Queen's guard? They're both run by Unix."

"Once you go black... Single mother for life."

"Tweriod: That time of the month when all my tweets are moody, retain water and are about chocolate and cheesecake"

"I was just casually strolling down the street... and suddenly when I looked up, I saw a baseball getting bigger and bigger, and I was wondering why that was. Then it hit me."

"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"