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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black... Single mother for life."
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"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"
"What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? The element of some fries."
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 people who don't do dick."
"What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator? A huge mess."
"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."
"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis."
"Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target"
"The Week Off? Me: Sorry boss, i can't come in today, i have a wee cough Boss: you have a wee cough? Me:Really?! thanks boss, see you next week!"
"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."