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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black... Single mother for life."
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"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."
"A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"
"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"
"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."
"Date like a boyscout Leave em better than you found em."
"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"
"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"