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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"

"Why are programmers good husbands? Because they're good at commiting."

"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"

"A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women."

"They had 3D HD in the 60s only it was a lot cheaper and called LSD."

"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."

"What do you do after you but a new oven? Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party."

"I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do."

"Hitler is judged very harshly by history, but... He did kill Hitler. Joke credit to Jimmy Carr on QI"