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Joke of the Day

"Hitler is judged very harshly by history, but... He did kill Hitler. Joke credit to Jimmy Carr on QI"

"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."

"Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines? The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way."

"Whats the difference between a whistle and a rape whistle? one is a cockblocker"

"I text my wife tonight, ""Honey, I'm going to stay in the bar another hour with my friends for another pint..."" ""...if I'm not back in an hour then read this message again."""

"What do you use to gamble on vacation? Pair-a-dice!"

"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."

"I've got Alzheimer's ....but atleast I don't have Alzheimer's."

"April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."

"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"