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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead."
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"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."
"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""
"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"
"Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*? GEORGE GRASHINGTON!"
"Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse It was a real night-mare"
"Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste."
"One time, I wrote down so many double entendres... ...I had to rub one out."
"What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D"
"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."