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Joke of the Day

"One time, I wrote down so many double entendres... ...I had to rub one out."

"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."

"I use to bleach my bangs so I know about regret."

"when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting."

"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."

"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"

"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."

"I made this. When you think about it, it is kind of silly that honey contains B vitamins."