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Joke of the Day

"What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D"

"If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable."

"If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway."

"Someone threw an egg at me, I wasn't able to dodge it. It was un-ovoid-able. =("

"Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."

"when I hit 45 I'm going to start sleeping in a coffin. let's be honest, my lifestyle choices have been questionable"

"My grandfather could never throw anything away... That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade"

"Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out."

"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."

"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"