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"I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean"
"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"
"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"
"People that use abbreviations like ppl, wyd, hmu, and idk - what do you do with all that time you saved?"
"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though."
"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"
"How do you confuse a jew? Put him in a circular room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner"
"How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook? Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook."
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."