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Joke of the Day

"The US economy That's the joke."

"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""

"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""

"Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think ""look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."""

"Marriage must be difficult for gay people Ive heard it can be a real pain in the ass."

"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"

"I'm a recovering alcoholic! :I'm recovering from last night!"

"I named my dick Rosa Parks ...Because it refuses to go in the back."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!"