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Joke of the Day

"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""

"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"

"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."

"Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to divorce court The judge says to Mickey, ""Mickey! You say your wife is crazy."" Mickey replies, ""No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"

"I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers."

"Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field."

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."

"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"