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Joke of the Day

"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""

"I thought this hot Egyptian chick was hitting on me but she was just trying to lure me into a pyramid scheme. :("

"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."

"wife [text] I'm so proud of you for sticking to your diet me [can't respond because there's powdered donut on my fingers]"

"Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !"

"My ex-girlfriend always used to tell me I only think with my penis. A small part of me thinks she might have been right.."

"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing solely underpants made from cling film... The psychiatrist says 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts!'"

"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"

"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."