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Joke of the Day

"Marriage must be difficult for gay people Ive heard it can be a real pain in the ass."

"Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag."

"When it comes to self deprecation I'm the just worst."

"It was so cold out... I was cold out today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

"Oh. This is hand *Satanizer.* Well, is my face red with the blood of innocents."

"Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint."

"What do you call a castrated German? A Munich"

"Why did Nixon never drive on the highway? Because he always took the low road."

"What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common? They both like saggy balls."

"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."