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Joke of the Day
"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."
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"Challenge for r/jokes! lets hear your best non offensive jokes. (work safe ) last time i saw this posted it was filled with so a black, jew and so on."
"I prefer to think in terms of ""good"" cholesterol and ""misunderstood"" cholesterol."
"What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar? ...""May the Ides be ever in your favor."""
"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."
"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"
"Why did I join Twitter? Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out."
"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."
"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."
"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"