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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"
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"Trump has a tower? Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern."
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"As an adult, it's exciting to know that I'll soon be old enough to play a high school student on ABC Family."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar"
"I Beat my wife like I Beat my Dick. All the time."
"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"
"My wife was happy when I told her a put a load in the dishwasher... Until 9 months later when Consuela's baby came out looking just like me!"
"If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, ""Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"""