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Joke of the Day
"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."
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"Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese Barack: Joe please Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Barack: I swear to God"
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"What happened when Helium told a joke? There was no reaction"
"[murder occurs] ME: how terrible. why can't we love each other [someone slightly inconveniences me] ME: I will execute your entire family"
"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"
"What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy? Julius Seizure."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two...but I don't know how you're going to get them in there..."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"