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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"

"Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!"

"Are guys smarter before, during, or after sex with a woman? During, you're plugged into a know-it-all."

"They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs."

"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."

"Safe sex is stupid. Safes can't get pregnant."

"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""

"Why'd the chicken cross the road.? [reasons unknown]"

"What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question."

"Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants"