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Joke of the Day

"How To Avoid Dating You're too young for me. I'm too young for you. I don't date men my age. Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics."

"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"

"Obese People: When your skeleton can't support your mass enough to walk? That's Darwinism's attempt to prevent further hunting & gathering."

"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"

"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years."

"What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"

"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"