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Joke of the Day

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"""Yeah, you're right, this shit is really hard. You wanna go get a milkshake or something?""-me as a personal trainer"

"Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice."

"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."

"Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house"

"After 15 years, I finally met my dad. He's a pharmacist."

"A farmer and his herd of cows walk into a bar. The bartender says to the farmer ""We don't serve your kine here."""

"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"

"What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning."