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Joke of the Day

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Did you know God does drugs? Psalms 83:18 says he is the most high over all the earth..."

"Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her."

"Customer: Waiter there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."

"Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker? They have to take ACE inhibitors."

"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away."

"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !"

"Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--"