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Joke of the Day
"what's brown and sticky? A stick."
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"[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks"
"Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists."
"Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor? The heretic kept crossing the warp"
"What do a pussy and KFC have in common? They're both finger licking good, and when your done you have a box to put the bone in"
"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
"What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song? ""(1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"""
"A family in the Netherlands claims to be the biggest group of Oasis fans in the world.. They call themselves the van der Walls."
"There's three kinds of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"