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Joke of the Day
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? ask your mother"
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"This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad... A baby seal walks into a club..."
"With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive"
"[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away"
"I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
"Did you hear what happened to Lot's wife? She got assaulted"
"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."
"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"
"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."
"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"