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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."

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"Why did Churchill always beat Hitler with scissors in rock, paper, scissors? Because he knew Hitler always threw paper."
"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."
"People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Drunk."
"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."
"Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers."
"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"
"What animal is best at playing hide and seek? The airplane."
"What do you call a rapping computer? Mac-klemore"